My assistant - first warning

Good employees are just so hard to find these days! My new assistant has just received her first verbal warning for falling asleep on the job. I left her to do some simple typing and filing whilst I went to do a client shoot. When I got back, she was fast asleep next to the keyboard. Needless to say, none of the tasks I'd set her had been completed. To add insult to injury, when I roused her she actually miaowed at me!